Terms & Conditions
(That nobody reads, but here they are anyway)
ARTICLE 1 — What you're buying
You are purchasing a satirical digital certificate that attests your ownership of nothing. It's a PDF. It's yours. It's beautiful. The end.
You will not receive any physical product. You will not receive any shipment. You will receive exactly what you're paying for: the absence of everything.
ARTICLE 2 — Refunds
No refunds are provided. There's nothing to return.
If you're not satisfied with nothing, consider that your expectations were already too high. You bought nothing. You received nothing. The contract has been honored.
ARTICLE 3 — Delivery
The product is delivered instantly because it doesn't physically exist.
- • Shipping time: 0 seconds
- • Shipping cost: €0.00
- • Carrier: None
- • Tracking: Not needed
ARTICLE 4 — Warranty
We guarantee that you will receive exactly what you paid for: a digital certificate attesting your ownership of nothing.
The warranty is valid for eternity, or as long as PDFs exist. Whichever comes first.
ARTICLE 5 — Liability
BuyNothing is not responsible for:
- • Existential crises
- • Sudden spiritual enlightenment
- • Judgment from family, friends, or colleagues
- • Inner emptiness (that was already there)
- • Addiction to buying more nothing
ARTICLE 6 — Acceptance
By proceeding with payment, you confirm that you have read and understood these terms. Or at least scrolled to the bottom. Which is still more than 99% of people do.
Thank you for choosing BuyNothing. We appreciate your money in exchange for our nothing.