Privacy Policy
(The shortest one you'll ever read)
What we collect
Your name and email. Only to generate the certificate that attests your ownership of nothing.
Where we store them
Nowhere.
Your data stays in your browser. We don't have a database. We don't have a server. We don't know who you are. We don't want to know. We sell nothing, we don't have time to manage your data.
Who we sell them to
No one. We don't have them. How could we sell them?
If someone contacts you claiming to have bought your data from us, they're lying. We only sell nothing. It's our specialty.
Cookies
No. No cookies. Zero. Nada.
We already sell nothing, we don't even feel like tracking you while you buy it. We don't follow you. We don't profile you. We don't even know you're here.
Newsletter
We don't have one. We never will. We won't email you. Ever.
If you receive an email from "BuyNothing", it's not us. We don't send emails. We don't even reply to the ones we receive.
Your rights
You have the right to:
- • Access your data — We don't have it, so good luck
- • Delete it — Already done, it doesn't exist
- • Take it with you — Take what, exactly?
- • Complain — You can, we won't respond
Privacy Contact
If you have questions about privacy, you can contact us. We won't respond, but you can still try.