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Contact
Don't spam us.
We won't respond.
We appreciate your interest in contacting us.
Unfortunately, our support team consists of zero people.
This is consistent with our product.
📧 Email: @.@.com (doesn't exist)
📞 Phone: +39 000 000 0000 (nobody answers)
📍 Address: Via del Nulla, 0 (doesn't exist)
FAQ: "But what if I have a problem?"
Answer: What problem could you have? You bought nothing. It works perfectly.